Thorn on Coleridge (NaNoWhaMo #5)

I haven't written a thing today, so I'm dredging the barrel. Wandering through my own files on the computer, I came across an odd little scrap of writing that was done purely for the interest of it. This is unlikely to be of interest to anyone but myself and possibly those who play with Thorn, but I'm not sure anyone reads his journal, as it goes without updates for great lengths of time.
This is posted as I had it written, complete with red notes that are meant to be an instructor's corrections. For reasons I no longer recall, I latched onto the idea that Thorn would rather like the Rime of the Ancient Mariner. This was intended to be a sort of book report. His grammar and spelling are coming along nicely these days, which is ever so much easier to type than deliberately borderline illiteracy...

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( Thorn's Essay )

Rather late meme from everyone else.

Oh dear, yes, and I've a mind like a sieve. I truly did mean to post this before now.

Reply to this and I will...
1)Tell you why I friended you.
2)Associate you with a song. I dislike movies, and cannot associate people with them on command.
3)Tell a random fact about you.
4)Tell my first memory of you.
5)Associate you with an animal.
6)Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7)Does anyone remember chain letters? Do those still circulate? I do not feel the need to force any meme to perpetuate, as they tend to be perfectly capable of it regardless. I ask that you post this in your own journal if you're interested in giving the answers.

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